Funny Urdu SMS
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
bhool se kabhi hume bhi yaad kiya karo.. pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo.. itne bhi gair na samjho ki baat na karo.. call nahi to miss call he kiya karo..
Dosti se badi koi Jageer nahi hoti, Is se achi koi tasveer nahi hoti, Nazuk Pyar ka dhaga hai, Phir bhi, Is se pakki koi zanjeer nahi hoti.
bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte. jaam dusron se cheen kar hum piya nahi karte. agar unko mohabbat hai toh hum se akar izaar kare. peecha hum bhi kissi ka kiya nahi karte
toote hue paimane mein kabhi jaam nahi aata ishq ke mariz ko kabhi aaram nahi ataa kabhi to socha hota e dil todnewale toota hua dil kisi ke kam nahin aata
BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja saka.........!!!!!
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai...
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya
Dil torna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain milne ki to bohat chahat hai par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
Phol regastaan mein janam le, Yah mosam e bahar ky Gulistaan mein, Yeh aur baat hai ky kantau ko saat leaky bhi khushbo deta hai, Hammy tho khushbo se matlab hai, Khushbo lete rheye. ALLAH chaha tho kante bhi phol ban ky khushbo denge. Duwao my hmesha yaad rkhiyega, NAJEEB Dil key bhut hi KARIB. Jwab de intezar hai
Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai, na jane kis umeed pe dil thera hai, aapki ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai...!
Ham na hotay to aap ko ghazal kaun kehta ,,, aap ke chand se chehray ko kanwal kaun kehta ,,, ye to karishma hai ham pyar karnay walon ka ,,, warna patharon ko taj mahal kaun kehta
Raton ko nind na aaye, Din mai chain na aaye teri yaad har pal aaye par sangdil tu kyun kabhi na aaye
Jis ki qurbat main pyar bahut hai ,,, us ka milna dushwar bahut hai ,,, jo mere haathon ki lakeeron main nahi ,,, us shakhs se mujhe pyar bahut hai
E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.
Dil ki khuashi hai.. main tere gher aon.. tere gher aon... her bar aon... bar bar aon... aur... aur.... aur... GHANTI BAJA KAR BHAG JAON
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