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And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him [surah al-Talaq; 65:3]



Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.


When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts


I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha



"I TRUST U" is a better compliment than "I LOVE U" because you may not always trust the person you love but u can always love the person you trust.



One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart... So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS... as u r already a SWEETEHART!




(Fasting) for a fixed number of days; but if any of you is ill, or on a journey, the prescribed number (should be made up) from days later. For those who can do it (with hardship), is a ransom, the feeding of one that is indigent but he that will give more, of his own free will, it is better for him. And it is better for you that ye fast, if ye only knew.[Albaqarah



Badel bi ho ghata bi ho barish na ho to kiya faida?
Yar be ho wafadar bi ho deedar na ho to kiya faida?
Piyar bi ho yaqeen bi ho iqrar na ho to kiya faida?
Mobile bi ho balnce bi ho sms na ho to kiya faida?
Sms bi ho romantic bi ho reply na ho to kiya faida?




Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly





Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari
hain!

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CHILDREN under the age of eight should not use mobile phones, parents were advised last night after an authoritative report linked heavy use to ear and brain tumours and concluded that the risks had been underestimated by most scientists. Professor Sir William Stewart, chairman of the National Radiological Protection Board (NRPB), said that evidence of potentially harmful effects had become more persuasive over the past five years. The news prompted calls for phones to carry health warnings and panic in parts of the industry. One British manufacturer immediately suspended a model aimed at four to eight-year-olds. The number of mobiles in Britain has doubled to 50 million since the first government-sponsored report in 2000. The number of children aged between five and nine using mobiles has increased fivefold in the same period. In his report, Mobile Phones and Health, Sir William said that four studies have caused concern. One ten-year study in Sweden suggests that heavy mobile users are more prone to non-malignant tumours in the ear and brain while a Dutch study had suggested changes in cognitive function. A German study has hinted at an increase in cancer around base stations, while a project supported by the EU had shown evidence of cell damage from fields typical of those of mobile phones. “All of these studies have yet to be replicated and are of varying quality but we can’t dismiss them out of hand,” Sir William said. If there was a health risk — which remained unproven — it would have a greater effect on the young than on older people, he added. For children aged between 8 and 14, parents had to make their own judgments about the risks and benefits. “I can’t believe that for three to eight year-olds they can be readily justified,” he said. David Hart, general secretary of the National Association of Headteachers, called last night for a ban on mobiles in schools. Mobile phone companies reacted furiously, saying that the report fanned public concern without presenting new research. The youth market is highly lucrative because teenagers are more likely to use video downloads and other services. The World Health Organisation is preparing to publish an international report, drawing on hundreds of studies conducted over a decade, which many hope will give a definitive judgment on mobile phone safety. The board’s report says that while there is a lack of hard information of damage to health, the approach should be precautionary. Sir William said: “Just because there are 50 million of them out there doesn’t mean they are absolutely safe.” One school in the North East has begun using mobile scanners to prevent pupils using mobiles in class. “Outside college hours it is up to parents, but in our care if mobiles are found on children, they are confiscated and returned to the parents,” David Riden, vice principal of Tollbar Business and Enterprise College in New Waltham, said. One group that appears to target young users is Richard Branson’s Virgin Mobile, which derives much of its revenue from the 16s-35s market. It denies targeting under 16s but has cornered a large slice of the youth market with cheap voice and text messages. HEALTH RISK # Acoustic neuromas are benign tumours of the acoustic nerve # A study in Sweden has shown that they are twice as common in mobile phone users # They were also four times as common on the side of the head where the phone was held # Acoustic neuromas occur in 100,000 people a year and can cause deafness # They can be treated by surgery. In most cases the patient’s hearing is saved # Brain tumours affect about 4,700 new patients a year in Britain # They are becoming more common — the UK Brain Tumour Society says that incidence has increased by 45 per cent in 30 years # The causes of primary brain tumours are unknown, so it is hard to identify specific risk factors

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Happy Moments PRAISE ALLAH''

Difficult Moments SEEK ALLAH''

Quiet Moments WORSHIP ALLAH''

Painful Moments TRUST ALLAH''

Moment by Moment THANKS ALLAH''

God may bless u.......Hayat..



Badel bi ho ghata bi ho barish na ho to kiya faida?

Yar be ho wafadar bi ho deedar na ho to kiya faida?

Piyar bi ho yaqeen bi ho iqrar na ho to kiya faida?

Mobile bi ho balnce bi ho sms na ho to kiya faida?

Sms bi ho romantic bi ho reply na ho to kiya faida? Hayat.......




Welcome Ramzan Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly Treat kindly Pray attentively Donate generously May ALLAH bless & protect you...




Tootay huvay Dil ko Kabhi Jurtay huvy nahi dekha gir jatay hai jo ashq uthay nahi jatay mohsin hi samajhtay hai dost tujhay hum dushman to kabhi dil main basay nahi jatay, Na janay log chashma Q lagatay hai Bachpan mai kartay hai sharat Baad main aankh chupatay hai!



Hum Tumharay hai Rishtoo ki Tijarat nahi kartay, Hum Dikhavay ki aisi bhi Dosti nai Kartay Jab bhi milo gay humay pao gay Mukhlis Her Chand K Ikhlaque Ka dawa nahi kartay



Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!



chandani rat me barsaat buri lagati hai, ghar e lash ho to barat buri lagati hai, mer dil ki bat kya jano, dil me dard ho to har bat buri lagati hai.



i cant help thinking of you, how you can make me smile and the fact that im falling for you more and more each day :)



 Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday



May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams

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I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???





A beautiful bird flys, U look up it shits in your eyes. U don't weap don't cry , just thank God cows do not fly



Some times I think y I like u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons



My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental



Ahat si koi ho to lagta hai ke tum ho, Hawa koi Lehrai to lagta hai ke tum ho, Ab tum hi batao ke tum kissi bhoot se kam ho?





I wish I was a tear drop , born in your eyes , Live on your cheeks and die on your lips



When times comes,to give heart to some1,make sure to select some1 who never break your heart bcoz broken hearts don't spare parts



Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti



Love your friends,As they love U,But never hate them when they hate U,Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to Only 1





May u be What u hope to b,See all u want to see..Do all what u want to,May ur every wish comes true.."A Very Happy Birthday to u"



Jungle is empty without u...Plz come here (Mehkma Junglaat)



Dil 20 13 80 20 TERAY (Read it in PUNJABI)







I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Mother Teresa said "Love Animals" !



A-U'r Attractive B-U'r Best C-U'r Cute D-U'r Dear E-U'r Excellent F-U'r Funny G-U'r Gud Looking H-He He He I-I'm J-Just K-Kidding



Animals of Jungle decided for a meeting.Every1 came But The meeting hasn't started.Guess y?coz the Donkey is bzy in Chatting



Last nite I lay in bed,looking at the stars, beautiful sky and da endless horizon & suddenly I thought where the hell is my roof?



This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat



Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar Muskurate hain.Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mujhe Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.



Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De, Ab Aur Na Intzaar De, Apni Awaaz nahi Sunani to mat Suna, Kam se Kam 1 Missed call Hee Maar de



Hi! Vajpaye Needs 500 Donkeys To attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, Message Perhate Hi Niklo!



What's wrong with yur cell everytime I call a voice says that that subscriber u dialed is a Monkey, plz contact zoo for details



Teri Aankain Jhuki Jhuki****Tera Chehra Khila Khila****Jab Tere Chehre per Haath Ghumaya ****To Aadha kilo Fair & Lovely Mila



Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!



You are like the sunshine so warm,you are like sugar, so sweet...you are like you...and that's the reason why I love you!





Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget



Do you believe in Love at First Sight****Or do I have to Walk by Again??:$



Kiss is'nt like Nokia,Connecting People,Kiss is'nt like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga



TUSI Bade e Gr8 Ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,JALEBI ki Tarah Stra8 Ho,KHER jo bhi ho Mere Favr8 ho...!



Yeh jo haseeno k baal hote hai,larkon ko phasane ke jaal hote hai,jaane kitno k khun piye honge,tabhi to inke hont laal hote hain





Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!:@



Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"





Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye,waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai,Kaho Na Pyaar Hai,Kya mooh dukhta hai?



Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya





Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,arre tumahri kya izzat reh gayi,jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi



Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya:S





Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,hum izhaar karne me thode dheele ho gaye,unke haath peele ho gaye :'(



Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,unki dewangi mein ho gaye itne dewane,K har ladki ki ma saas lagti hai



Jawaab teri shayari ka....denge hum shayari mein....naam tera likh baithe hain....apne dil ki diary mein....



Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain,Tum bin hum bohat akele hain,Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain,Dekho hum kitne veley hain



Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai, bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai, aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai



Promise me we are true friends,I m lamp ur light,I m Coke ur Sprite,I m Sawan ur badal,I m Normal ur Pagal,I m Tarzan ur Monkey!



Mera Dil,Jiger,Liver ho tum,bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum,Mere (L) mein ab forever ho tum



Shaam ko Dil udaas hota hai,Toote khwabon k siwa kuch na pass hota hai,Yaad bohat aati hai tumhari,Bandar jab koi paas hota hai



Kya ankheiN hain apki,kya baatein hain apki,us khuda ne kuch aisa apko banaya hai jaise,"Shhhsss KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai



Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,paper per tasveer apki bnayi, per hansane ki bajai bachonko daraane k kaam aai





Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hain,mann me 1 aas rakte hai,jaane kab aa jaye mail apka is liye net ko hamesha on rakhte hain



Muskura do khuda ke vaste,sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?



Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,kambaqt bill bohat aata hai·´`·.¸.»ÿ d®ïñk & d®ïvë wëñ ü ©äñ §mökë ñ flÿ?·´`·.¸.»:P



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Take my advice, I don't use it anyway



May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!



CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (Your Name Here) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!



If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance



*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*



Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!



Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya









Woh hamse ruswa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain,

par woh kya jaane hamein har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai..





Aap pas raho ya dur, hum dil se dil ki awaaz mila sakte hai,

na khat ke na phone ke mohtaaj hai hum, par apke dil ko 1 hichki se

hila sakte hai.





Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.

Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi...

Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi, aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum

nahi



Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara intejar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,

kab hogi is kambakht dil me roshni aur kab hoga pyaar ka izihaar

tumhara.



Yaad na karoge to sataenge, ruthoge to manaenge... Roogey to

hasaenge...

Dost hai hum tumhare, sayaa nahi... jo andhre mei saath chod jayenge!



Aasman mei jab jab badal garajta hoga, mausam bhi aapna rukh badalta

hoga...

Uthti hogi jab jab aapki nigahein, khuda bhi gir gir kar sambhalta

hoga!



Baat kam kije jihanat ko chipate rahiye, Ajnabi shahar hai kuch dost

banate rahiye

Dushmani lakh sahi khatm na kije rishta, Dil mile na mile hath milate

rahiye



I would like 2 officially announce that

I am already accepting friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques,

chocolates, luv & airtime.

Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U!



If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers, If I got ur voice, I dnt need

music,

If u speak 2 me I dont need anybdy else, If U r my frnd I dont need the

world!



We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more

than FRNDS?

Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?



I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply

adorable.

I was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my

reflection.



The World is Round We'll meet again. When we meet I'll ask You "How are

You"

Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'!



NOBODY like U,

NOBODY cares for U,

NOBODY misses U,

NOBODY wants to see U good,

NOBODY is Ur best friend,

NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!!

My name is NOBODY.



I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk

SO perfect.

My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!



A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!



Stars + moon = romantic night,

Birds + sky = lovely day,

Forest + animals = beautiful world,

YOU+YOUR SMILE = AYYO



Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho

udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho

shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena

fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena



Mat mila aise dost se ae khuda, ye hamein barbaad karte hai,

hum to sms ki bauchaar karte hai, aur ye 1 rupiye ke liye bhi vichaar

karte hai







Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..

kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..

tujh se mile zamana hua magar...

yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..



Dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti, aur sare dard badh gaye hote,

jindgi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kab ke bikhar gaye

hote..

 

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When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish 2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!

 Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!



Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "Heart Beat" may remainds u thats there is "someone 4 u".


Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that naver ends

Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!


Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!




positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you


9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!



It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone



Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r%


When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here.


A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.





Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi
Log kahte hain ki hame aadat hain muskurane ki,
Vo kya jane, Ye bhi ek ada hain gam chhupane ki

AN ELEPHANT FALLS IN LOVE WITH ANT
BUT ANT'S PARENTS R AGAINST THEIR MARRIAGE
GUESS WHY??
THEY GAVE A SOLID REASON
"LARRKEY K DAANT BAHER HEIN"


Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sarak hi sidhi nikli.


A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter: murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


A man told sardar: ur friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Sardar rushes home, within half hour came back angirly and slapped the man and said:
Ulloo they pathay, he is not my friend.




Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFU


Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti ha


so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE

Another MOON ?..Possible,Another SUN ?..Possible, Another Friend Like U ?..Impossible 'coz GOD can't make same MISTAKE twice...



5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch

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