More Nice Sms
Marne ke bad hamare nasib me jannat ho na ho,
Ye hava ye fiza ho na ho,
Are dost zinda ho to *sms* bhejo,
Kya pata hamari kabra pe coverage ho na ho.
Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga…
mita dunga… mita dunga…
Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga….
“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id”
There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say
there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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