Friends sms
•VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
.....the Heart Beat of my Phone .....is ur Message Tone
•Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
•When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
•Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!
•If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
•Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
•Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!
•The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
•Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again
•Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not
•I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming
•My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way
•My feelings for you no words can tellExcept for maybe "go to hell"
•Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face
•When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
•When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
•Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
•what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
•This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
•Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
•A man on wife’s birthday had no money so he sent a chq of 100 kisses, When he return home his wife said “thanks for chq i got it cashed from banks manager.
•A- ur attractive , B- ur beautiful, C- ur caring, D- ur darling, E – ur exciting, F- ur funny, G- ur gorgeous, H- ur heavenly, I- i am, J-just, K- kidding
•Sory to disturb u its urgent, Can u fax me ur photo graph, Serious matter has com
up actually v were playing card and V lost joker…..
•I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy
•Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
•Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
•Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
•Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
•Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
•Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
•Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
•E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
•For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
•HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
•Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
•How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
•I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
•I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
•I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
•I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
•If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
•If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
•If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
•Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
•In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
•It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
•Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
•My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
•Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
•Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
•Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
•roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
•roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
•Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
•Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
•The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
•The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
•They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
•This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
•This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
•This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
•We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
•We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
•What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
•You are never too blond to learn !!!
•You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
•You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
•You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
•You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
•You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
•You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
•You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
•Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
•It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
•i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
•Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
•Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
•A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
•The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
•i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
•Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
•Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of....
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Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It's urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
• People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted.
• What is the height of Flirting?
It's When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
• U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
• A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
• A friend is: Who lends you...
Pen in School...
• In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?
• Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: Because they need a map.
• An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
• Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
• Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
• Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
• Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
• It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
• Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi
• Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
